Enemy Contingent

On 20180911 at 1247 hours, while performing routine agricultural duties in the Northeast quadrant of the rear operating area (Commonly referred to as the “Back Yard”) an enemy air presence was observed in force. Indeed, at one time at least six enemy aircraft could be observed, possibly more. They appeared to be of the enemy model Effing Wasp! It should be noted that no concentrations of Effing Wasp have heretofore been noted in this Area of Operation (AO). The agricultural implements active at the time were the device known as HedgeClipper.  The operation of HedgeClipper appeared to infuriate the enemy air contingent. Due to the ferocity of the incursion our friendly forces withdrew to assess, regroup, and re-arm. At approximately 1310 hours fortified by water and defenses strengthened with the addition of WaspSpray 12Meter (WS12M) to our unit, we re-entered the above AO. After a liberal application of WS12M to the apparent source of the enemy none appeared to be active.